Archive for December, 2008

December 30, 2008 The Wait is Over… posted in Daily Sitdown tagged Christmas music not played near an open flame, flatulence, superheroes
December 24, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 12 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve days of fartman
December 23, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 11 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve days of fartman
December 22, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 10 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve days of fartman
December 21, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 9 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve days of fartman
December 20, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 8 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve days of fartman
December 19, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 7 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve days of fartman
December 18, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 6 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve days of fartman
December 17, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 5 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve
December 16, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 4 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twlve
December 15, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 3 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve days of fartman
December 14, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 2 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve days of fartman
December 13, 2008 The Twelve Days of Fartman – Day 1 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, twelve days of fartman
December 12, 2008 Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Fartman in a Tub posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, staying out of the jetstream, superheroes
December 11, 2008 Caping Mechanism posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, steeling yourself for bad aromas, superheroes
December 10, 2008 Pepto… Dismal posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, gaseous dopplegaengers, superheroes
December 9, 2008 Sniffing the Blue Pill posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, the Matrix doesn't make scents

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Unlike “Batman,” who is rarely ever referred to as “The Batman,” Fartman recognizes the singularity of his existence. While there have been many incarnations of Batman, there is only one Fartman… The Fartman.*

This is his story, and it reeks.

* Unless, of course, you consider the identically named and trademarked character of Howard Stern’s imagination. Any resemblance between the two should be easily distinguised by yelling out, “Hey… Fartman.” Rather like fans of Ohio State University, The Fartman will only turn around if you address him as “The Fartman.” **

** I should point out that due to grammatical ambiguity, it might appear that I’m suggesting that Ohio State University fans would turn around if you address them as “The Fartman.” That that might make sense to fans of other teams, but it is sadly, not the case.

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