Archive for October, 2008

October 19, 2008 Respect the Stripes posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, self-defense measures, superheroes
October 18, 2008 Runnin’ with the Osbornes posted in Daily Sitdown tagged chug-a-lugging Pepto Bismal, flatulence, superheroes
October 17, 2008 Please Don’t… posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, signs your favorite ice cream is "fudge Whipple", superheroes
October 16, 2008 That’s not Duck Sauce posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, something fowl in the air, superheroes
October 15, 2008 Why is Jack Flash Jumping? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, other things that gather no moss, superheroes
October 14, 2008 Sulfur-Jet City posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, that's what David Bowie said
October 13, 2008 Want Some Whine With That Cheese? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged back pocket veto, flatulence, superheroes, whine country
October 12, 2008 Don’t Clamp-It! posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, why Ellie Mae never kept a boyfriend
October 11, 2008 Relieving Consternation posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, logjam, superheroes
October 10, 2008 Tense Over Futures Passed? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged at least he's not selling his shorts, flatulence, superheroes
October 9, 2008 Oh, the Humanity! posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, why you shouldn't eat at Blimpies
October 8, 2008 Fear-moans posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, the reason love stinks
October 7, 2008 Warren Piece posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, putting your money where your mouth isn't, superheroes
October 6, 2008 Time for a Brief Change posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, randomly and abstractly tagged blogs, sea changes, superheroes
October 5, 2008 String Theory posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, singing a happy thong, superheroes
October 4, 2008 If you’ve got it, “flaut” it… posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, the "other" wind instrument
October 3, 2008 Middle Gas Values posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, proof that Alaska has as much hot air as Washington D.C., superheroes
October 2, 2008 Defecation League? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, why you shouldn't read Sports Illustrated in the bathroom
October 1, 2008 To “Air” is Humane posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, venting your frustrations

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Unlike “Batman,” who is rarely ever referred to as “The Batman,” Fartman recognizes the singularity of his existence. While there have been many incarnations of Batman, there is only one Fartman… The Fartman.*

This is his story, and it reeks.

* Unless, of course, you consider the identically named and trademarked character of Howard Stern’s imagination. Any resemblance between the two should be easily distinguised by yelling out, “Hey… Fartman.” Rather like fans of Ohio State University, The Fartman will only turn around if you address him as “The Fartman.” **

** I should point out that due to grammatical ambiguity, it might appear that I’m suggesting that Ohio State University fans would turn around if you address them as “The Fartman.” That that might make sense to fans of other teams, but it is sadly, not the case.

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