Archive for September, 2008

September 30, 2008 Fart Like an Egyptian… posted in Daily Sitdown tagged building pyramids in a pinch, flatulence, superheroes
September 29, 2008 Fanning the Flames posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, shart stories are not welcome, superheroes
September 28, 2008 Celestial Seasoning posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, why nighttime isn't everything it's cracked up to be
September 27, 2008 Hot Air at the Debates? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, the reason presidential platforms stink
September 26, 2008 Passing Thoughts posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, moral dilemmas, superheroes
September 25, 2008 His Number Two Career Path posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulenc, he said crop--not crap, superheroes
September 24, 2008 Spanking the Fannies? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, why it pays to be fiscally and flatulently irresponsible
September 23, 2008 Twitter-pated posted in Daily Sitdown tagged anti-social networking, flatulence, superheroes
September 22, 2008 Taking the Gloves Off posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, the real reason the boxers rebelled
September 21, 2008 Cut the Cheese Heads posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, foul smells on the play, superheroes
September 20, 2008 There’s One in Every Crowd posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, the Europeans will never know what hit them
September 19, 2008 Fart Like a Pirate Day posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, why pirates call it a "poop deck"
September 18, 2008 Not Even Remotely Aromatic posted in Daily Sitdown tagged 101 reasons to keep extra batteries on-hand, flatulence, superheroes
September 17, 2008 Dangerous Backdraft posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, why they don't serve beans in the firehouse kitchen
September 16, 2008 Farting Out on a Limb posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, that isn't the sound of a chainsaw
September 15, 2008 I Don’t Like Ike posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, why the eye of the storm is brown
September 14, 2008 Love, Not Help, Wanted posted in Daily Sitdown tagged but high-fiber food gifts are always appreciated, flatulence, superheroes
September 13, 2008 Fartman Verses the World posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, that wasn't a foghorn you heard
September 12, 2008 A Face for Poker posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, that's not what they're holding in Texas
September 11, 2008 That’s Not Dew posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, what's really on the grass
September 10, 2008 Toots by any Other Name, Still Aren’t Sweet posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, less-than-sweet things in the French Quarter, superheroes
September 9, 2008 The Mother of all Flatulence posted in Daily Sitdown tagged farting the melody of "Happy Birthday" to JFK, flatulence, superheroes
September 8, 2008 Battling the Crack Problem posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, sitting down on the job as president, superheroes
September 7, 2008 When the Ship Hits the Fan posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, why the fartman wants to wear a UPS uniform
September 6, 2008 Primed at the Pump posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, the real gas crisis in America
September 5, 2008 The Long, Smelly Goodbye posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, not-so-sweet toots, superheroes
September 4, 2008 Incontinental Drift posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, vowel movements
September 3, 2008 How Do They Stay on the Ground? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, proof that not all hot air rises, superheroes
September 2, 2008 It’s… I’m… He’s… All About Contractions posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, what to do when the levee breaks
September 1, 2008 I Guess That’s Why They Call It the… Blues? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged Add new tag, flatulence, men who are unattractive to Elton John, superheroes

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Unlike “Batman,” who is rarely ever referred to as “The Batman,” Fartman recognizes the singularity of his existence. While there have been many incarnations of Batman, there is only one Fartman… The Fartman.*

This is his story, and it reeks.

* Unless, of course, you consider the identically named and trademarked character of Howard Stern’s imagination. Any resemblance between the two should be easily distinguised by yelling out, “Hey… Fartman.” Rather like fans of Ohio State University, The Fartman will only turn around if you address him as “The Fartman.” **

** I should point out that due to grammatical ambiguity, it might appear that I’m suggesting that Ohio State University fans would turn around if you address them as “The Fartman.” That that might make sense to fans of other teams, but it is sadly, not the case.

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