Archive for July, 2008

July 31, 2008 Giving Villians Just Deserts posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, sirocco, superheroes
July 30, 2008 Mr. Beans posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, what if Sly eats beans
July 29, 2008 Nobility posted in Daily Sitdown tagged chemistry, flatulence, superheroes
July 28, 2008 Shaking the Building posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, implosions, superheroes
July 27, 2008 Staining the Glass posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, pew, superheroes
July 26, 2008 Farts on 45 posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, oldies, superheroes
July 25, 2008 Unfairness of Ordinances posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, no passing zones, superheroes
July 24, 2008 The Wind Beneath My Sheets posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, fluffing the sheets, superheroes
July 23, 2008 Fartbreaker posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, that's not led in that zepplin that's making it so heavy
July 22, 2008 Anticipation posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, what Carly Simon was really singing about
July 21, 2008 Some Kind of Joker? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, why you don't want to share a trailer with Fartman on the movie set
July 20, 2008 Sensory Depravation posted in Daily Sitdown tagged a blessed disability, flatulence, superheroes
July 19, 2008 But Do They Make You Go Faster? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged fast acting laxatives and other redundancies, flatulence, superheroes
July 18, 2008 If I had a Hammer… posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, suffocation, superheroes
July 17, 2008 To Doo Lists posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, putting semicolons behind, superheroes
July 16, 2008 Three-of-a-Kind posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, sibling rivalry, superheroes
July 15, 2008 On a Clear Day… posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, smog, superheroes
July 14, 2008 Who is Fartman? posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, gastrointestinal introspection without navel gazing, superheroes
July 13, 2008 Incogneato Torpedoes posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, neato torpedos from speedos, superheroes
July 12, 2008 Call Out the Instigator posted in Daily Sitdown tagged flatulence, superheroes, thunderclaps from someone other than newman
July 11, 2008 The Crack of Dawn posted in Daily Sitdown tagged early morning gas, flatulence, superheroes
July 10, 2008 The Beginning posted in Daily Sitdown tagged beginnings, flatulence, superhero

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Unlike “Batman,” who is rarely ever referred to as “The Batman,” Fartman recognizes the singularity of his existence. While there have been many incarnations of Batman, there is only one Fartman… The Fartman.*

This is his story, and it reeks.

* Unless, of course, you consider the identically named and trademarked character of Howard Stern’s imagination. Any resemblance between the two should be easily distinguised by yelling out, “Hey… Fartman.” Rather like fans of Ohio State University, The Fartman will only turn around if you address him as “The Fartman.” **

** I should point out that due to grammatical ambiguity, it might appear that I’m suggesting that Ohio State University fans would turn around if you address them as “The Fartman.” That that might make sense to fans of other teams, but it is sadly, not the case.

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